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| Memorable Quotes from Guess Who | |
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Simon Green: That's just it, she's everything I'm not. You know, she's my other half. Without her I'm not whole. You know the thing about meeting your other half is you're walking around, you think you're happy, you think you're whole, then you realize you ain't shit without her. Then you can't go back to being just a half 'cause you know what it's like to be whole. Percy: If you're gonna marry one of these women, sometimes it's gonna hurt like hell. And all you can do is admit that you're wrong and know that she's always right. Simon Green: She's right? Percy: That's right. Simon Green: Always? Percy: Right. Simon Green: Right. Percy: That's right. Simon Green: All right okay, what about all that talk about my dignity? Percy: Do you love her? Do you want her? Then she's always right. Simon Green: Why can't black people listen to country music? Keisha Jones: Why? Simon Green: Because every time they say "hoe-down" they think their sister got shot! Simon Green: [to Theresa] I wanna see your sexy body go BUMP, BUMP, BUMP! Kimbra: Did he just say bump, bump, bump? Naomi: Yes, he did, and it's Percy Jones' fault! Simon Green: You know, if Theresa had told me you guys were black it really could have saved us an awkward situation. Theresa: I was just showing Simon around the house. Simon Green: You have a very nice house, Mrs. Jones. Marilyn: Thank you. You can call me Marilyn. Simon Green: You too, Mr. Jones. Percy: You can call me Mr. Jones. Howard Jones: You don't hear me calling no white folks honky and flat-ass! Percy: Casper. Howard Jones: Cracker. Percy: Ofay. Howard Jones: Peckerwood. Percy: Wonder bread. Howard Jones: Bird shit. Percy: Bird shit? Howard Jones: Well, it's almost white. Simon Green: [on the phone, leaving a message] Babe, you're acting like I have cheated on you, and I have never cheated on you. Except for that one time, with myself, and you caught me. Percy: I don't want to hear about you sleeping with my daughter - you're sleeping with me now. Simon Green: [after telling black joke and family laughing] What are three things a black guy can't get? A black eye, a fat lip and a job. [laughing stops] Howard Jones: I tell ya I'm gonna kick that boy's ass! Howard Jones: You didn't tell me he was white! Percy: Yes, I did, back at the retirement home. Howard Jones: I thought you was kidding. |
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