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Sports Movie quotes

100. Let them play! Let them play!
THE BAD NEWS BEARS IN BREAKING TRAINING, 1977
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99. You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels.
KINGPIN, 1996

98. How's your wife and my kids?
MAJOR LEAGUE, 1989

97. Dwayne, you can get through college half-assed. Richard, you can get through life half-assed. But I'll guarantee you boys one thing … sure as hell, I'll guarantee you this: you cannot win half-assed!
BLUE CHIPS, 1994

96. That's not Yankee dancing - that's Devil Rays dancin'!
FEVER PITCH, 2005

95. Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.
HAPPY GILMOUR, 1996

94. I'm expectin' a guest, and his name is Mr. Jack... Daniels
61*, 2001

93. You're a goddamn quarterback! You know what that means? It's the top spot, kid. It's the guy who takes the fall. It's the guy everybody's looking at first - the leader of a team - who will support you when they understand you. Who will break their ribs and their noses and their necks for you, because they believe. 'Cause you make them believe. That's a quarterback.
ANY GIVEN SUNDAY, 1999

92. The most important thing to remember is to protect your quarterback - me!
THE LONGEST YARD, 1974

91. You mean play basketball? W
HITE MEN CAN'T JUMP, 1992

90. Always protect myself.
MILLION DOLLAR BABY, 2004

89. I ain't doin' it for what people say, Blue. Let's race.
EVERYBODY'S ALL-AMERICAN, 1988

88. I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?
CADDYSHACK, 1980
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87. Hey…Dad: you wanna have a catch?
FIELD OF DREAMS, 1989

86. You think there are men in this country who ain't seen your bosoms?
A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN, 1992

85. D'you know that bees and dogs can smell fear?
JERRY MAGUIRE, 1996

84. All I'm saying is, there's a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one without a fella!
BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM, 2002

83. I may be dumb, fellas, but I ain't stupid.
EIGHT MEN OUT, 1988

82. Being No. 1 is everything. There is no second place. Second sucks.
OVER THE TOP, 1987

81. You want to know what I want? I'll tell you what I want. I want back what Bobby Fischer took with him when he disappeared.
SEARCHING FOR BOBY FISHER, 1993

80. Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though.
CADDYSHACK, 1980

79. The girl of my dreams lives under my own roof, but she thinks I'm just a kid, a dumb jock, all of which is more or less true. I'm dying, Mr. Tanneran, just like that girl in the poem... only quicker, and with a hard-on.
VISION QUEST, 1985

78. I must break you.
ROCKY IV, 1985

77. Who you callin' psycho?!
KINGPIN, 1996

76. I understand you have underwear up your ass right now, but it beats the hell out of a shattered skull. Think about it.
BRING IT ON, 2000

75. You'll get nothing, and like it.
CADDYSHACK, 1980
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74. While we're young!
CADDYSHACK, 1980

73. Ernie: They'll pay you 75 dollars a week.
Kit: We only make 30 at the dairy.
Ernie: Well then, this would be more, wouldn't it?
A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN, 1992

72. Harold: If I can't win, I won't race!
Sybil: If you won't race, you can't win.
CHARIOTS OF FIRE, 1981

71. You try the AFL?
PAPER LION, 1968

70. Now that's what I call high quality H2O.
THE WATERBOY, 1998

69. Eye of the tiger, man.
ROCKY III, 1982

68. Willie: Willie Mays Hayes. I hit like Mays, and I run like Hayes.
Coach: You may run like Hayes, but you hit like shit.
MAJOR LEAGUE, 1989

67. But if anybody else wants to come with me, this moment will be the ground floor of something real and fun and inspiring and true in this godforsaken business and we will do it together! Who's coming with me besides..."Flipper" here?
JERRY MAGUIRE, 1996

66. This is no democracy. It is a dictatorship. I am the law.
REMEMBER THE TITANS, 2000

65. You're 5-foot nothin', 100-and-nothin', and you have nearly a speck of athletic ability. And you hung in there with the best college football team in the land for 2 years. And you're gonna walk outta here with a degree from the University of Notre Dame. In this life, you don't have to prove nothin' to nobody but yourself.
RUDY, 1993

64. The 4 horse! Nobody bets the 4 horse, Trotter. The 4 horse is a joke. They let little kiddies on the 4 horse to have their picture taken.
LET IT RIDE, 1989

63. This is my table, man. I own it.
THE HUSTLER, 1961

62. John: Is this heaven?
Ray: No, it's Iowa.
FIELD OF DREAMS, 1989
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61. Ladies, ever have a quarterback sandwich?
NORTH DALLAS FORTY, 1979

60. I love black people!
JERRY MAGUIRE, 1996

59. I want Champ.
THE CHAMP, 1979

58. Whoa. Her ass is all over the place.
DAYS OF THUNDER, 1990

57. We will be perfect in every aspect. You drop a pass, you run a mile. You miss a blocking assignment, you run a mile. You make a fumble, I will break my foot off in you John Brown hind parts and then you will run a mile. Perfection.
REMEMBER THE TITANS, 2000

56. And who are you, Alfred Einstein?
KINGPIN, 1996

55. You know, if my dog were as ugly as you, I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards.
THE SANDLOT, 1993

54. When you pull on that jersey, the name on the front is a hell of a lot more important than the one on the back.
MIRACLE, 2004

53. When making a business decision, the only color that matters is green.
HE GOT GAME, 1998

52. Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls -- it's more democratic.
BULL DURHAM, 1988

51. Forget about the curve ball Ricky, give him the heater.
MAJOR LEAGUE, 1989

50. It's called 'incidental punishment after the ball is blown dead.' Remember, any man you tackle gets an elbow, knee, or kick in the mouth.
THE LONGEST YARD, 1974
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49. You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder!
ROCKY, 1976

48. Ref: Got my eye on the three of you. You pull one thing, you're out of this game. I run a clean game here. I have any trouble here, I'll suspend ya!
Steve Hanson: I'm tryin' to listen to the fucking song!
SLAP SHOT, 1977

47. You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
MAJOR LEAGUE, 1989

46. Pool excellence is not about excellent pool.
THE COLOR OF MONEY, 1986

45. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
DODGEBALL: A TRUE UNDERDOG STORY, 2004

44. Ali: "Man, without me, you'd just be a mouth and a microphone."
Cosell: "And without me, you'd just be a mouth."
ALI, 2001

43. You wanna make it right? Then when you go to Nationals... bring it.
BRING IT ON, 2000

42. It's a fumble! FUMBLAYA! Sargie "Fumblina" Wilkerson fumbles the ball!
NECESSARY ROUGHNESS, 1991

41. You're excited? Feel these nipples!
BASEketball, 1998

40. This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff. Here, I've got pounds of this.
CADDYSHACK, 1980
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39. Girlie tough ain't enough.
MILLION DOLLAR BABY, 2004

38. Oh man shut your anorexic malnutrition tapeworm-having overdose on Dick Gregory Bohemian diet-drinking ass up. Leave me alone!
WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP, 1992

37. Missit, missit, Nonnan, Noonan, Aaaaah!
CADDYSHACK, 1980

36. Up your butt, Jobu.
MAJOR LEAGUE, 1989

35. When I walked down the street people would've looked and they would've said there goes Roy Hobbs, the best there ever was in this game.
THE NATURAL, 1984

34. Sweep the leg.
THE KARATE KID, 1984

33. Gentlemen, the hopes and dreams of an entire town are riding on your shoulders. You may never matter again in your life as much as you do right now.
FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS, 2004

32. Juuuuust a bit outside.
MAJOR LEAGUE, 1989

31. Dead meat!
ROCKY III, 1982

30. Just be the ball.
CADDYSHACK, 1980

29. Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.
TIN CUP, 1996

28. Milk are for babies, when you get older you drink beer.
PUMPING IRON, 1977

27. It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / and you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat.
CADDYSHACK, 1980

26. The horse is too small, the jockey too big, the trainer too old, and I'm too dumb to know the difference.
SEABISCUIT, 2003
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25. The price is wrong, bitch
HAPPY GILMOUR, 1996

24. This is national TV. So don't pick your noses or scratch your nuts.
NORTH DALLAS FORTY, 1979

23. Ali! Bombaye!
WHEN WE WERE KINGS, 1996

22. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball.
FIELD OF DREAMS, 1989

21. Larry's not white. Larry's clear.
SPACE JAM, 1996

20. Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!
THE BAD NEWS BEARS, 1976

19. A black man would rather miss than look bad.
WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP, 1992

18. California penal.
MAJOR LEAGUE, 1989

17. License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior firepower and superior intelligence. And that's all she wrote.
CADDYSHACK, 1980

16. This is your time. Their time is done. It's over. I'm sick and tired of hearing about what a great hockey team the Soviets have. Screw 'em. This is your time. Now go out there and take it.
MIRACLE, 2004

15. I love Brian Piccolo. And tonight, when you hit your knees, please ask God to love him.
BRIAN'S SONG, 1971

14. You win, you win. You lose, you still win.
RAGING BULL, 1980

13. I don't care what the scoreboard says at the end of the game, in my book we're gonna be winners.
HOOSIERS, 1986

12. So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
CADDYSHACK, 1980

11. We're puttin' on the foil. Want some?
SLAP SHOT, 1977

10. You had me at "hello."
JERRY MAGUIRE, 1996

9. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
BULL DURHAM, 1988

8. Wax on, wax off.
THE KARATE KID, 1984
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7. There's no crying in baseball!
A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN, 1992

6. Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
KNUTE ROCKNE ALL AMERICAN, 1940

5. Yo, Adrian!
ROCKY, 1976

4. If you build it, he will come.
FIELD OF DREAMS, 1989

3. Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
THE PRIDE OF THE YANKEES, 1942

2. Show me the money!
JERRY MAGUIRE, 1996

1. What an incredible Cinderella story, this unknown comes outta no where to lead the pack, at Augusta. He's on his final hole, he's about 455 yards away -- he's gonna hit about a two-iron I think. Oh he got all of that one! The crowd is standing on its feet here, the normally reserved Augusta crowd -- going wild -- for this young Cinderella, he's come outta no where, he's got about 350 yards left, he's gonna hit about a five-iron, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing -- that's -- oh he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that, the crowd is just on its feet here, uh - He's the Cinderella boy, uh - tears in his eyes I guess as he lines up this last shot, he's got about 195 yards left, he's got about a - its looks like he's got about an eight-iron. This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta no where, a former greenskeeper now - about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac -- it's in the hole!
CADDYSHACK, 1980
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